Flashback - The turtle and the gate

Last summer, Brad came running into the house to get me to go outside and see this huge turtle that was in the driveway. We both went back out to find a pretty large box turtle up by the house. Not really knowing what to do with it, I said just leave it right where it is, and hopefully he will find his way back to the lake across the street, and we went back in the house. I went back outside about 5 minutes later and the turtle was gone. Now I'm not a rocket scientist, but I know turtles are not fast, so I started looking around the yard for the turtle. Couldn't find the turtle anywhere, but the gate to the backyard was open. Was it open before ... I would of said no. So for what seemed like an eternity, I'm looking at the open gate, and no turtle. My next logical conclusion -- how did the turtle open the gate?? Fast forward to today ...




I come home from the flea market, and this was my thought process ...
Omg .. Doug's car is in the driveway. How can that possibly be, since Doug turned his car in and they destroyed it with the cash for clunkers program. Omg .. how did the car get here, omg ... why did it come here, and not to Doug's house. Well .. because we're closer to the dealership. That's an easy one. Omg ... how did Doug's car drive here, when it was supposed to be blown-up. Omg .. Doug's car is possessed. And for those of you who wonder how I think ... it's all right here.
Now it turns out, the car was Dave's ... Doug's dad. He and Mark went to the baseball game today, and Mark drove. But that still doesn't explain the turtle ...